I Have

I went to the dentist this morning, and as I was laying there looking at the flat screen TV's they have attached to the ceiling, complete with plastic spit guards in case anyone really could expectorate that high while someones hand is in there mouth, I realized that, relative to some things, I am in the dentist's office a lot. There are lots of things I have been in a lot, and not as many things I have never been in. So I made a list;

Things I Have Never Been In
-Love
-Jail
-Deep deep shit
-A legit speakeasy
-New Jersey
-1969
-A Ferrari
-Denial
-A pyramid
- The TARDIS (although I really really want to)

I'm sure there's more, but I'm preoccupied by how my teeth feel sticky and clean at the same time.

-letsgetlost